What I learned: Don’t play funny movies during sex; may lead to disruptive bursts of laughter…

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SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

Danilo Quinonez Dear Facebook, I don’t want to become a fan of anything, it’s stupid, and stop asking! I’m not going to play into your plan of serving me useless ads, by being a fan of useless stuff. — Oh and that’s pretty funny that all you display is dating ads because of my ‘single’ status…Please find a more creative way to monetize; C’mon I know you can do it.

Jeff Bezos base salary last 3 years: $81k. No stock awards. $GM Henderson CEO: $7.6 million total compensation. [trust but verify]

Trump Entertainment to miss interest payment

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CHICAGO (MarketWatch) — Facing tough competition and sliding revenue amid the economic meltdown, Trump Entertainment Resorts will have to skip a $53.1 million interest payment scheduled for Monday on its 8.5% senior secured notes due 2015 in order to maintain sufficient liquidity.

The Atlantic City, N.J., casino operator, with about $1.25 billion worth of the notes outstanding, said late Friday that it has a 30-day grace period to pay up and will meanwhile seek talks with its lenders to revamp its capital structure and improve its liquidity.

Trump Entertainment to miss interest payment - MarketWatch

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